I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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