do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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