It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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