but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he fucked my hip out of place.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
