i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I will be naked everywhere
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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