Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
