i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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