I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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