I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you will always have a special place in my vag
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I want to be your penis for a week.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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