Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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