Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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