its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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