My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize