you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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