Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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