Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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