I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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