i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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