I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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