You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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