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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
we're making bets on your personal life
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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