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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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