what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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