Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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