: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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