That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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