i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I wanna passion pit in your ass
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
love makes seman taste better
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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