I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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