If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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