If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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