I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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