And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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