Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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