are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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