singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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