R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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