I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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