There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
That accounts for only three of the penises
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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