the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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