Old men and throwing up are my life now.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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