I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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