She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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