weddingsv make me drug and hornr
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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