I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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