Christians are straight up FREAKS
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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