Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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