I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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