the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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