I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Holy shit dude........stairs
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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