If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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