She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You ate ashes out of my bong
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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