turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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