Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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