Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I got inside last night via doggy door
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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