How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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