All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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