I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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